ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!
BECAUSE I HAVE A GIFT. TO MAKE UP FOR SLOW TAGS. I HAVE. A GIFT.
If you don't laugh at some point while reading this, I command you to go to the doctor because you have a serious disease called SCREWYOUANDYOURSERIOUSNESS.
Also, I warn you, it is LONG. I mean, really, seriously LONG.
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OH MILO-KUNNNN! IYAAAAAAAAAAN~ )